We have received complaints from the 'powers to be', that some cab drivers are speeding through this new bit of road.

This is particularly stupid, as there are workmen still working on the side of the road, without protection!

Don't be an idiot, get rid of that lead shoe. The speed limit is 20 MPH! This is 20 for a reason, do you want to be the first to run over a workman?

Heck no! Please be sensible and slow down, it is only a temporary road. One accident and we could all be out of there, going the long way round. Think on!

Thank you....